he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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