party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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