It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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