So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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