He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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