it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We were destined to go to rehab together
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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