scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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