I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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