ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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