I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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