I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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