Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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