Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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