i think i have herpe
just one?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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