WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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