I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
just tell him i said nine months
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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