I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
and she was petting her beer can
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
