Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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