Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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