i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
