I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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