i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I need water and some morals
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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