theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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