It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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