seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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