It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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