Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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I am mentally ready for anal.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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