so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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