You surviving the open bar?
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Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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