I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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