so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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