Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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