Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I AM VODKA MAN
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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