if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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