How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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