you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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