do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
did you just send me my own nude
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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