Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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