HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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