she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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