so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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