ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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