Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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