it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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