sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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