i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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