party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
wow bdsm is so cute
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