scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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