I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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