I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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