i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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