Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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