we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
