Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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