Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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